I'm serious.
2007-07-25 05:33:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Absolutely - when you get there, try to have it off with an angel.
2007-07-25 05:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The way I understand it, once you get to heaven, you won't really be you anymore. You will eternally give worship to God, and that's about it.
(Which is why I'd really rather not go to Heaven. Not that I have a problem with the big guy, but if I'm not me anymore, I might as well just be eternally dead.)
2007-07-25 05:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you that stupid? Trying to pull one over on God is not like lying to mom and dad where you might get by with it. He knows EVERYTHING about you and has known everything even before you were born. From the sounds of it you won't have to worry about how to behave in heaven because you'll be in hell.
2007-07-25 05:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by bfldmom3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing wrong with being the person that you are -- do not let the idolatrous beliefs of the fundamentalists make you give up the joy to be had in the present life -- God does not mind and neither should you.
Kind thoughts,
Reyn
2007-07-25 06:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In heaven you are always happy! no one can make you sad and you don't miss anyone. You can't "go wild" in heaven. God makes that place a sactuary. Anything you do in heaven pleases God. You won't have the erdge to to "go wild" becouse heaven makes you always content.
2007-07-25 05:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cant do that. you dont get into heaven because you act good. you get into heaven by accepting Jesus into your heart. And to do that God has to know your serious and really love Him. You cant trick God. So Thats pretty much impossible.
2007-07-25 05:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by kegdy6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont understand this question. The only way to get to heaven is to be a follower of Christ nad to obey him and repent of your wicked ways. You cant outsmart God
2007-07-25 05:40:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jeri C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't have a body (if there is a heaven), you will be some kind of spirit or energy force with no desire for sex. I think Heaven will still have gay.com though.
2007-07-25 05:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by TRACER ™ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You can't cheat God. A person's heart, that's what He's looking into. Now you can fool the people around you, but He knows you more than you know yourself.
I'm serious.
2007-07-25 05:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by neal lasta 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if there were a heaven...i don't think it would work like that...but you keep on dreaming!
2007-07-25 05:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lil_bit_witty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋