If Hillary wins are you going to hurl an object at the TV?

Question

Kick a puppy? Bang your head on the wall? Deep Throat a loaded 45? Hang yourself and swat at the light fixture for your last few breaths? Jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Walk into traffic?

I know I am gonna hurl up whatever is in me tummy...grab the nearest poodle and wipe my mouth off and start packing..ok im not gonna move off....sigh....but i will die a little inside...

PLEASE STAR THIS IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY.

Brutiz F : you would vote someone in just cause they support 10% of the population? wow...and p.s...im gay myself..so whatever...

Answer 1

im just wondering if she will sleep with monica also

Answer 2

I don't think too much will change if Hillary wins. She has made it pretty clear that 'some' military presence will be needed in Iraq. She knows, as should we all, there is no such thing. Johnson said there should be 'some' military presence in Viet Nam and we all remember how that turned out. Hillary has also said that she will turn the Tax Code over to Charlie Rangle so there is little chance she will get a second term. It won't break the country but, at my stage of life, I can afford for her to pick my pocket.
So, I won't be throwing anything at my TV. Although I will always love my country, me and my TV will be moving to Costa Rica.

Answer 3

Since it not going to happen think positive who would vote for anyone that would vote or supported the amnesty bill an selling out the USA & citizens for the votes of illegals.Keep reminding the citizens about this fact.She has had it easy so far wait till she gets asked questions that she hasn't been scripted on the screams & fits of rage like when Dean imploded.

Answer 4

I will probably just beat my head against the wall. If she or Obama wins, conservative groups and the Repub party are going to receive billions in donations from conservatives and some moderates. If either of these two liberals wins, Repubs will do very well in the 2010 elections. Most Americans don't agree with the liberal policies of the Dems, especially giving amnesty to all the illegal aliens in our country.

Answer 5

Although I gave you a star , the question is more a reality than funny . If Hillary were to become the next President , I thing there`d be mile-long lineups at high bridges everywhere ........... waiting to jump off !

Answer 6

She will win with Obama as her number 2 and the thought gives me a chill I starred you troo

Answer 7

IF (big if) she wins, I will convert back to a paleolithic man and all around me will become prehistoric cause she wouldn't amount to anything important just another demanding tyrant.


BTW, if you try to kick my puppy, she will tear off your leg and I'd let her.

Answer 8

Since I didn't do them when Bush won - both times, probably not. At this point, I think a trained monkey would be an improvement.

Answer 9

You got me thinking and I have a plan If that happens I will call Ben I'm sure he's ready to come back and buy his house

Answer 10

I don't think I'd hurl anything at the TV... I mean... she's not going to pay to get it repaired! :-)

I might have a shot of vodka, though. Or four.

Answer 11

I'll sidekick the nearest person... unless it's my girlfriend... or my mom... or some elderly person... other than that, someone's getting sidekicked with a little bit of the BYAH!