2007-07-25 01:47:12 · 9 answers · asked by Dirk von Pelvis 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Jesus speaks to everyone. Not everyone can hear him, unless you have one of those secret service microphones..
(A little humor for your Wednesday morning.)
2007-07-25 01:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by Chef 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus speaks to nobody because he's been DEAD for almost 2,000 years. What GWB has is a delusion that Jesus is speaking to him, telling him only what he wants to hear--like everyone else with this delusion. So, no, Jesus doesn't talk to Cheney, Satan talks to Cheney (jk).
2007-07-25 10:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by VeggieTart -- Let's Go Caps! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, although, He didn't until Cheney pulled his shotgun out and threatened a few old ladies in the nursing home.
2007-07-25 09:24:25 · answer #3 · answered by dasupr 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will Have to ask Cheney
2007-07-25 08:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by espreses@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he says "Si Senor Cheney I will make sure this garden is weeded."
Jesus is Cheney's illegal immigrant gardener.
2007-07-25 08:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
he spook to BUSH 2000 years ago, Cheney all the time but his lesbian daughter keeps distracting him.
2007-07-25 09:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by king f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is he the one that convinced Bush to grant immunity to all his mexican friends?
2007-07-25 09:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
are you jealous that he isn't talking to you? he will if you let him.
2007-07-25 08:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by spiveyracing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"methinks" he is still waiting for his epiphany.
2007-07-25 08:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by neonman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋