A girl comes home from school and says, " Mommy, mommy I counted till 10 today while the other children could only count till 5. Is it because Im blonde mommy?"
The mommy replies " yes my darling and Im very proud of you."
The next day the girl comes home from school and says, "Mommy, mommy I said the alphabet till M while the other children could only say till G. Is it because Im blonde mommy?"
"Yes my darling, "replied the mommy. "And I'm very proud of you, well done."
The following day the girl comes home and says, "Mommy, mommy today after gymnastics we took a shower and I saw that I have the biggest boobies, the other girls have tiny ones". Lifting her top and proudly displaying her assets." Is it because Im blonde mommy?" asked the girl...
"No my darling" replied the mommy..."its because you are 25"
*STAR IF YOU LIKE;-)
2007-07-24 23:33:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heared it before, but it is killing me:
HaHAHAHHAaHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-07-24 23:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes oldie but a goodie have a star
2007-07-24 23:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Daf One 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, an oldie but still frunny, have a star
2007-07-24 23:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye good wan think i'm gonna dye my hair brown
2007-07-25 02:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well good sent it to like 4 of my friends
2007-07-25 01:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by Rev_Blue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O' dear, that was mighty funny...thank's for the laugh xx
2007-07-25 02:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and strange at the same time!
2007-07-25 02:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Emotional Beast!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-07-24 23:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at 25, really funny
2007-07-25 00:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by Simex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHA!HA!HA! That is so good! What a laugh,i needed that! I would love to star you,but my webphone is unable to do so! Will these do?? * * * * *
2007-07-24 23:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by JOKERSWILD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
great one...i love the old ones...star!!!
xx
2007-07-24 23:44:40 · answer #11 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋