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rampant rabbit an now she will not sleep with me! wat have i got to do to get a s**g out of her? i'm going mad!!!!

2007-07-24 22:48:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

s**t i was only jokin nice to know people have kind things to say to help me though!

2007-07-24 23:22:42 · update #1

it was supposed to go in jokes!
sorry!

2007-07-24 23:23:26 · update #2

13 answers

Give the Rabbit Myxomatosis its a man made disease a cross of Syphilis and Leprosy

2007-07-24 22:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well she is obviously getting pleasure out of the rampant rabbit just keep a cool head she will soon tire of it and come along just pretend as if you don't care and whenever she calls say you are busy she will think you are shagging someone else and she will come around

2007-07-25 05:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That isnt good, most couples will be able to use the toy as part of foreplay and enhance sensation when used during sex. However it is probably telling you that she isnt interested in you sexually any more and has now found enjoyment in something plastic. Dont take it as a bad thing, you know that someone out there is willing to accept you for you.

2007-07-25 06:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by a beautiful lie 6 · 0 0

Basically you have to wait till she wears it out, or it breaks, sorry...but that was a really stupid move, they are less messy, don't talk or make demands, and are way better at sex than any bloke, don't give her an ultimatum, you may be dissapointed with the answer! on the plus side, you are a very thoughtful(if not a bit niave) boyfriend, fantastic gift! long live duracell!!

2007-07-25 05:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by SAMANTHA T 2 · 0 0

listen to what she is saying maybe you don't need to buy her anything but rather watch her body movements. It just might not have anything to do with the rabbit

2007-07-25 05:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by temptress196269 1 · 0 0

Get yourself one and join the party!!!

Or... When shes not looking dowse bunny in chilli sauce..I doubt she'll be all that keen on it after that!

xx

2007-07-25 05:53:51 · answer #6 · answered by KB 4 · 0 0

hahah that was a schoolboy error .
unless you are in similar proportions you may find yourself redundant for a while .
best possible chance is to offer to help her use it
and work you magic from there

2007-07-25 05:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by matt culling 4 · 0 0

Confiscate her batteries, or tell her you've improved your performance in bed 'cos she kicked you out for a reason matey!

2007-07-25 05:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0 0

is that like, a dildro (i am aware of the "r")?

why not just pseudo-rape her? it's not as bad as is sounds, just give her that "i need you NOW" look, take her by surprise, if you've shagged her before they normally give in and it's GREAT

2007-07-25 05:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by Hermes711 6 · 1 1

hahaha you've been replaced by a machine, my man.

2007-07-25 05:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by Tartlettes 4 · 0 0

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