As she reads her book a game warden pulls up and says he is going to give her a ticket because she is fishing in restricted water.
"I'm not fishing!" she said.
"Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"If you do that, I'll charge you with sexual assault" says the woman.
"But I haven't touched you!" exclaims the warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start any moment."
"Have a nice day, Ma'am" as he left......
2007-07-24
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