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When you think about, I know they get most things done for them, toothpaste put on brush, 7 eggs boiled etc......but would you say they wipe their own backsides or is somebody paid to do it?

2007-07-24 21:50:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

14 answers

I think they can manage that. On a bit of a rant this morning...is it the weather?

2007-07-24 21:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 0 1

Back in the middle ages it was common place for royalty to have someone else wipe their backside, now we've all advanced a few hundred years it's finally hit home they can do it themselves.

So, no.

2007-07-24 21:55:07 · answer #2 · answered by Skaggy says: 5 · 0 0

could prince charles find his own backside using both hands-and camilla- how do you tell which end is which(or should that be witch)?
phil the greek looks like his piles are playing him up, and liz looks as if he's asked her to sniff his fingers after he's had a good scratch.
make the whole bunch of parasites live in an inner city high rise and do a proper days work for a change

just noticed your name-classy
(where do i apply for a knighthood)?

2007-07-24 22:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

They have specially trainned puppies that run and leap at them, making a nice clean swipe before landing in the bowl ready to be flushed.
Her mag, has sometimes gone through several dozen puppies in one sitting (or squatting), especially as she is getting on a bit now and is, as a great man once put it "more machine than man, twisted and evil".

2007-07-24 22:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by Nigel 1 · 0 1

They definitely do. Just like abolishing public beheadings and whippings and whatnot. The Royal Family need to adjust to modern times, and something like that they wouldn't need, nor want any more.

2007-07-24 21:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny question...... I think if he wiped his ar*se then what ended up on the paper would have similar looks to camilla.

It might seem a funny question but Henry VIIII used to have someone do that for him..... it was considered a high profile job.

2007-07-24 22:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 1 0

I would guess they do it themselves, but have some sort of fancy method like a special bidet or something.

2007-07-24 22:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by Some Guy 6 · 0 0

He does that himself I reckon, but i believe someone does put toothpaste on his brush, how ******* lazy is that.

2007-07-24 21:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Annie M 6 · 0 0

I'm sure they do it themselves, however I'm sure they use a bidet first, unlike most of us who don't have things like that in our house.

2007-07-24 22:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Candidus 6 · 0 0

no they get it wiped for them and the british people pay for it out of there taxes gggrrrrrrrrrrrr

2007-07-24 22:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by flex 1 · 1 1

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