A Girl was in the hospital, her parents sat waiting in the waiting room...finally the doctor comes out. Both parents jump up, and the whole room watches. "Is it serious?" the mom asked. "She needs a brain transplant" the doctor replies. Both parents stand silent for a moment...then the father asks, "How much is it gonna cost?"
The brain? Girl's are 450 dollars, and boy's are 5,800dollars"
All the men in the room seem to chuckle to themselves, then finally the fatherbrings himself to ask, "Why are the boys more expensive than the girl's?" THe doctor looks at him and replies, "We have to mark the girl's down because they're used."
2007-07-24 21:19:13 · 11 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one again Frank.!!!
Funny so 10/10 - Cheers.!!!
2007-07-25 00:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey huni, Yes I did watch it and I was disgusted. Especially the lads who were laughing about the crash and drink driving - IDIOTS. The worst part is I used to be one of those idiotic teens - I would buy two litres of cider for myself by saving my pocket money for ONE DAY! So I am in agreement there that the price of alcohol needs to go up!! I don't think it would work though - they always find a way of getting it - I'm sure shoplifiting would then increase. I am only 20 myself, but I feel so old now, I can't understand what I found so enjoyable about it- nor can I understand for these teens now - I guess it all starts in secondary school - there is not enough discapline, the children grow up disobeying and disrespecting their parents. We need it to be corrected from school age - I am all for bringing back the cane- People want to thumb me down for that then great - go ahead by all means. Childen as young as the age of 9 are starting to drink -because there is just not enough discapline. Something needs to be done soon. I hate to think what the future brings for our children. xxx
2016-04-01 01:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-25 00:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but it was funny.
2007-07-24 21:23:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So true
2007-07-24 22:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke and it makes sense haha
2007-07-24 21:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by elliemae2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha! ha! ha! ha!quite right 9/10
2007-07-24 21:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for telling it like it is
2007-07-24 21:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Pam 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
mmmm ok
2007-07-25 01:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! so, so very true...star!!
xx
2007-07-24 23:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋