Football FINALLY makes sense....... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. they had great seats behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
2007-07-24 20:24:00 · 13 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!
im a blonde, but i LOVE Blonde jokes, theyre so funny. ive never heard this one before, like ROFL!!
U GET A STAR definitely!!
2007-07-24 20:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. But being a Brit, I thought at first you were talking about PROPER football, what you call soccer.
Only kidding, that's one of the best I've heard for a long while!
2007-07-25 05:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
....a million dollar worth 25 cents! good humour!
2007-07-25 03:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello.
Great joke. Did you come up vvith that?
I think if you don't laugh, unless you find this offensive (vvhy vould you, it's a joke?), you don't have a sense of humor.
This is too funny. LMAO
Thanks for the joke. Got n-e more? Please share. Thanks.
2007-07-26 01:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by WWJD: What Would Joker Do? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MWA HA HA HA!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL
thats hysterical!!! i luv that so much!!!!!
thats one of the best blonde jokes ive ever heard!
star for you!
thanks! you made my day (whats left of it!)
God bless
:-D
2007-07-25 03:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by Robin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Took a second, but funny.
2007-07-25 04:41:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha another good one.!!!
Funny so 10/10 is in order.!!!
Still laughing - cheers.!!!
2007-07-25 05:09:32 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...finally the best blonde jokes ever!! thanx for the laugh!!
2007-07-25 03:32:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoaaaaa....they are right....this is better than other blonde jokes. you deserve a star!!
2007-07-25 03:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by minerhea 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-25 07:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋