A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
2007-07-24 20:17:57 · 9 answers · asked by Sigmund 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-24 20:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe...... here's another abt wives and golf.......One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" the other replies, "GREAT trade!"
2007-07-25 05:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a little predictable....but still really funny lol. I'll give u a star
2007-07-25 03:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Great joke! LOL!!!
2007-07-25 05:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke, right on target!
2007-07-25 03:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
2007-07-25 04:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-07-25 09:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. so. funny.
2007-07-25 03:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by Rainstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
XD
2007-07-25 03:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋