have you describe it? or just be funny =)
2007-07-24 20:17:23 · 19 answers · asked by im asian =D 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
mine is called supermattinism!
2007-07-24 20:22:11 · update #1
in mine i worship myself!
2007-07-24 20:26:36 · update #2
YES!
I am the Founder of the Church of the Blessed Excrement, which believes that anything which passes through your body is SACRED. All followers are required to build huge septic tanks beneath their houses, and once they die they will be buried in their own waste for eternity! Our motto: Holy Sh*t!!!
2007-07-24 20:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am the founder of Janiel's Church and Pancake House.
The main premise is that you don't have to wait until after church to have your breakfast. You can have it during the service.
Services are held every hour on the hour, 24 hours long. The second premise (and the reason the church is always full) it that it is OK to sleep in church.
The locations are not public, you must know a member to be invited.
2007-07-25 03:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by Yarnlady_needsyarn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We jokingly call it the Church of Think for your own Darn Self. The basic precepts are taking responsibility for your own actions, and using a modicum of common sense.
Much more a secular religion, I realize - but something that should be practiced with more frequency than most religions are.
2007-07-25 03:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i tried the religion of 'tolerance' but found that lasted all the way to the FIRST sign of any difference of opinion then it evaporated!
so i am currently creating my own jungle tribe
i am the monarch being the fonder member hence i am the lion of the pack
i already have some zebra, tigers and rabbits too
anyone who disagrees with me will get eaten! so no squabbles!
just wondering if anyone else wants to join the tribe? it is free to join but a sense of humour is a MUST
2007-07-25 03:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Aslan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't, but L.Ron Hubbard did, and made a fortune at it. Any religion that human beings make up will just be an unoriginal form of witchcraft. That's what human-made religion is - trying to wield God's power for our own purposes (witchcraft).
2007-07-25 03:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I am an eclectic witch, which means my religion is personal to myself. But the concept of religion as something you proselytize, try to get others to believe the same as you do? No, I have not done that and have no intention of doing anything of the kind.
2007-07-25 03:21:19 · answer #6 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Joseph Smith.
2007-07-25 03:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LDH:
"The Church of Latter-Day Hedonists".
We have one small restriction: no booze for an hour on Fridays! Helps everyone to feel "special" about our cult.
"You remember when the last Super Bowl was on a FRIDAY? Man, I was going nuts at half-time!"
2007-07-25 03:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,i follow the mainstream relion,FSM (praise be unto him of the noodly appendage) In the name of Spaghetti,Cup Noodle and the Holy Toast,Ramen.
2007-07-25 03:23:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I created the world with a twitch of my nose--follow me or be turned into a 180lb artichoke!
2007-07-25 03:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋