Yo mommas so fat when she went bunji jumping da cliff fell down wiif her!
Yo mommas so ugly wen she entered da ugly comp they asked for no pros!
Yo mommas so old, she's got a picture of jesus in her high school yearbook!
Yo mommas so old she was the waitress at the last supper
Yo mammas so old she babysat Jesus
2007-07-24 20:09:41 · 11 answers · asked by Lara X 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like this 1 the best
Yo mommas so ugly wen she entered da ugly comp they asked for no pros!
2007-07-24 20:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kira 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat when she went bunji jumping da cliff fell down wiif her!
jesus ones arent that funny
2007-07-25 03:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by Powerbar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of them are good but this 1 is way better
Yo mommas so old, she's got a picture of jesus in her high school yearbook!
2007-07-25 03:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so ugly wen she entered da ugly comp they told her no pros!
Hilarious! =P
2007-07-25 03:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there not that good, but since u want old and stupid jokes these 2 i think are funny:
your mommas so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
and
your mommas so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans i was wearing i said Guess and she said levis
2007-07-25 03:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by rudy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so fat that when she saw the school bus she though it was a twinkee!
the blonde was driving to disneyland and saw a sign that said disneyland left, so she turned around and went back home!
2007-07-25 03:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by imsoconfuzed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i really dont love yo mommas jokes.. they arent tat much funny :)
2007-07-25 03:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sigmund 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well honestly none of them are great but I guess the waitress but its really not funny either...
2007-07-25 03:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by man0of0music 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the 2nd one!
2007-07-25 03:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by phunkprincess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of those the 1st one is funny but the rest arent that funny.
2007-07-25 03:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋