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Or is it because you think we all came from monkeys. But, if we all came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys? Maybe it's because you really believe in God but since you're afraid of judgement you try to CONVINCE yourselves there is no God. If you believe in God and you're wrong, you're no worse off, but if you DON'T believe and it turns out there is a God you're in trouble, right? Come on, atheists! Even Darwin recanted on his deathbed and your hero Albert Einstein was a born again Christian.

2007-07-24 15:48:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

(Falls off chair) *hic* (burp) "I'm not as think as you drunk I am, occifer..."

2007-07-24 15:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by Jess H 7 · 7 0

Well, I am not going to answer that, but to say that Albert Einstein was a "born again" christian is a major fallacy and lie. First off he was a born jew. Second if he claimed there was a god or some god like figure not that Jesus was the saviour etc. Sir, Please get your facts straight.

2007-07-24 22:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by Josh 3 · 5 0

I think this deserves at least 5 drinks for all the repeat questions in one. Damn, you're tryin' to get some people drunk!

2007-07-24 22:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by word 7 · 4 0

Once again, I am simply amazed at the number of people that do not have the slightest concept or idea of what evolution is, and then they try to act like they do. You do realize that we know that you don't know the 1st. thing you are talking about don't you?

2007-07-24 22:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by punch 7 · 6 0

Questions like this are the reason Lindsey Lohan is locked up.

2007-07-24 22:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by JWill 4 · 3 0

You don't have the slightest idea how much better people feel as atheists. Don't rant if you don't know what you're talking about...

2007-07-24 23:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by The Rationalist 2 · 3 0

I am here because i love too hear about all the god stuff and medieval crap all you believe in.

2007-07-24 23:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by 1st Liberal 6 · 3 0

Maybe we are still "monkeys"...

You are just a donkey's hindquarters that's not even worth arguing with...

2007-07-24 23:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'm here because I enjoy listening to miserable Christians tell me how miserable I'm supposed to be!

2007-07-24 22:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by Champion of Knowledge 7 · 5 0

No, I won't drink. I've been through rehab and I refuse to drink.


*Drink* Look what you made me do, I've fallen off the bandwagon.

2007-07-24 22:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It think that it is because a miserable person like you wants company.

2007-07-24 23:00:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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