What is the difference between a Christian and a sock puppet?

Question

i'm still trying to figure that out

i love you all, well most of you

blewjaye: did you ever know that you're my hero

Answer 1

Socks get warmer when you put something in them

Answer 2

Hmmm mm. Right after I asked my question.
I had my last say on the subject, the only
reason I asked was because it seemed more non
believers are doing it. Yes, there are some believers
who do it but it seems there are more non believers
criticizing lately.
I removed the question because some friends I have
who are non believers said I should have worded some of
it differently. They still could not believe some of the
answers I received though. It looks like I hit a sore spot?
I didn't say people should be banned from the site
but I do not feel the need to poke fun or criticize
or judge others religious beliefs or race. You really
don't want to know when you ask and say, now don't
tell me it's faith or don't say this or that.
It is one thing to poke fun of or criticize yourself but when
you do it to others because of their religious beliefs or non
beliefs or race, it's different.
C'Ya.

Answer 3

The sock puppet has no free will to make wrong decisions.
A Christian is responsible for the decisions they make and will be held accountable on the day of their judgment.

Answer 4

Nothing, because they both know what it's like to tread thoughtlessly on other people?

The sock puppet has at least a reason not to utter original thoughts?

A sock puppet is a piece of clothing put to unnatural use, i.e., not as its maker intended it; a Christian is someone who tends to object in somewhat similar circumstances?

Nothing, because both a sock puppet and a Christian become worse at conversation once they become "holey" ("holy")?

The sole that a sock puppet tries to protect is real; the soul a Christian tries to protect is make-believe?

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Answer 5

A sock puppet is usually made of fabric, a Christian is a human being with a mind and emotions.

A sock puppet is "filled" up with a hand up it's b*tt, a Christian is filled with the Holy Spirit.

Grow up and quit being such a troll.

Answer 6

ummm - a sock puppet you have to put the words into it's mouth ...

Wherein; ...

A christian was born to vomit out lies to the hungry???

Oh ... I hope I win ... I hope I win ...

Oh yeah ... and if and when you grab a sock puppet and fling it out the third story window down into the oncoming traffic ...

You seldom get a cop knocking at the door wanting to ask questions. Guess that kind of means that christians make a mess and sock puppets can help clean the mess up???

Just joking - never shot a christian out the window before ... I just let them go around talking with each other and I watch them fall into the ditch they made ... AND SOCK PUPPETS CANNOT WALK ...

Wow - I am on a roll, eh?

Hope I shed light on this ponderance of yours ...

Peace;

Aintmyfault
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Answer 7

More of you poke fun and criticize. I am not perfecto but
Y'all must think you are perfecto because you act like a judge and say there are only so many real Christians on here and
you do not want to hear what we say. When we put what
we think, Heaven Forbid! You lash out and say whatever
you want, mainly unkind words. You ask questions but then
tell us what not to say- don't say Faith or etc or you poke fun and ask a childish question like this.
This will be my only word on this topic but y'all need a Life
when you want to poke fun and criticize others for their
religious beliefs.

Answer 8

You said something kind of nice . Oh to be in Gods will as a sock puppet is to the one that is holding the sock. Oh to do what God wants me to and when he wants me to. Thanks

Answer 9

One enjoys having a hand up its bum, the other is a sock puppet

Answer 10

You can have a better conversation with a sock puppet