It also can't poop or pee - ever. And it has to spit out golden eggs and make me a million dollars. Oh, and I'm going to get rid of it as soon as I find a better dog. And I'll probably breed it 700 times just to see what it makes.
Good Idea??
I am so sick of these questions!! ANYONE ELSE?
2007-07-24 13:39:01 · 23 answers · asked by Shanna 7 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Dogs are dogs. Why do people expect so much out of them only to give nothing back?
2007-07-24 13:39:43 · update #1
Dog Lover, you forgot to say,
It should not eat much (if at all)
and have excellent health for ever, so I'll never need to see a vet.
It should train itself,
open and close doors for me,
act as my chauffeur occasionally,
and must speak three languages.
Seriously, DL. YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
P.S.
My dog can whistle "Dixie" :)))
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2007-07-24 14:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by Semolina's Pointer 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
def. a pomeranian - they is the cutest, esp if u get puppies!! get a puppie 4 sure so u don have to deal with the problems of an adult dog!!!!! make sure its like 8 mnths old b4 u breed it tho and breed it to a basenji so it won't bark. basenjis are silent. and theyd be sooooooooo cute so let me have a puppy k?
Seriously now, it's awful. If you want a dog, and you get a dog, let it be a dog!
Also, it should come self-trained, know more tricks than Wishbone, and should also teach its puppies all the tricks in utero. It either doesn't need to eat or will eat whatever/whenever you feel like.
Alyssa: Goldfish poop a lot. I suggest a ... well, crap, even virtual pets poo. :)
2007-07-24 18:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by a gal and her dog 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with you
But I ask a question like that, and that how we ended up with an shih tzu. A breeder explain that they were what I was looking for. I did want a dog good for a person with allergies, and small, but big enough for a six year old special needs child.
Some of what people ask are common sense. What I read about Shih Tzu are they are not good with children. The breed said they were. My shih tzu is great with my child and older dog.
I did do research before hand, but could not fine any dogs.
2007-07-24 13:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by Halo Mom 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
because there are alot of children on here that really don't know/want anything and like to get rises out of good people... that's who it usually is....sorta sad...I am in total agreement especially the ones that are actually serious and are adults with NO common sense at all !!! Good Job!! I am glad some else feels the same way!!
YES YES YES YES YES I AGREE!!!!!
my answer is always go to the shelter...smile
EDIT EDIT: then there is the ones who want you to name their new dog!! its their dog and only they could come up with a name plus this question is posted multiple times DAILY and if they actually took time to look in resolved answers they would come up with many many suggestions....just moronic!!
2007-07-24 13:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by marnibrown1 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
i totally agree with you. people ecxept so much out of dogs it isn't even funny. if you want a dog that doesn't shed, bark or go potty and a stuffed dog. i feel bad for the dogs that have to breed every heat cycle i mean give them a break. how would you like it if u had to have litters like every six months
2007-07-24 13:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by fergie 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Look deeper into these questions ,click on to the people who are repeating the same ole junk,it has to be kids playing on here that have already been kicked off other sites.They sometimes ask made up junk that doesn't even make sense.They talk about their Pit in one question ,then are begging Daddy to get them a puppy???Then they are answering questions with ridiculous answers and rating people and on and on.Someone is playing on this site.I will be glad when school starts back!!!!!!LOL
2007-07-24 14:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by mcnatt c 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I totalllllllllyyyyyyyy agree!! I am tired of people "buying" these high price, petstore, puppy mill puppies, ruining them by lack of training - and then dumping them.
They are so busy picking out which color dog would best match their new sofa, they don't care they are picking a breed that will not get along in their environment etc.
I have 2 pound puppies, and they are fantastic....everyone loves my dogs:)
2007-07-24 13:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by The Grand Inquisitor 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I can give you a free dog, but you have to leave a $10,000 deposit. The one with golden eggs lays them instead of spitting them out, is that OK? and that one's not for free though.
Hardy har har.
2007-07-25 07:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by merc 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol... that's my favorite kind of dog. My actual dogs though, bark, eat, poo A LOT, and get into the trash. Yep, I am sick of the questions too.
2007-07-24 13:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by Emily A 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
Everyone wants a 'cheap' 'free' 'non-shedding' 'quiet' 'low energy' dog. Get a stuffed animal people!
Dogs shed, bark, pee, poo, bite, run, chase, chew, etc.! Get over it or get a goldfish!
2007-07-24 13:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Dreamer 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋