So one day, as God is leaving his bathroom, he opens the door to find Jesus standing there, waiting for his turn. Jesus gasps for air dramatically and yells, "Holy crap!"
your father is so dirty that when he laid a fart the cockaroaches ran out of the wall and said "raise your hands, stomp your feet, and praise the lord we got heat."
2007-07-24 13:19:27 · 11 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO Good job it wasn't Old Nick he'd have blown the place to bits with all that fire LOL
2007-07-24 17:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a some good religius jokes
So 3 explorers are exploring a forest. they run into a group of cannibals and as the cannibals are about to eat them they beg for mercy. so they are taken to the tribe leader who tells the explorers to each go into the forest and get a different fruit and so they do that. when they get back the tribe leader tells them to shove the fruit they found up their buts without making a sound and they will live. So the first guy had some grapes and he shoved them up his butt with a look on his face but didnt make a sound. the second guy has a banana and shoves it up his but and laughed. So they're in heaven and the 1st guy says to the 2nd guy, "Why'd you laugh?" and the 2nd guy says, "The guy behind me had a pineapple!"
So a guy comes up to heaven and asks god for help. God says no and and the guy asks why. God says, "I sent my only son to help you people and I'm still not sure what you people did to him" he points and the man looks and sees a bearded man on a swing twisting and untwisting the chains muttering.
2007-07-24 13:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by KodaiRye 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-24 13:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yawn, time for bed. Not funny dear, shame after your earlier one. G'nite.x
2007-07-24 13:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-25 01:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tired and had to think and reread them, both are new to me.
Amusing though.
2007-07-24 19:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a new one on me
so star for you
2007-07-24 17:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
2007-07-24 16:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that qualifies as a joke?
2007-07-24 13:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
what the hell are you (trying) to talk about here?
2007-07-24 13:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋