A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied. "What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says the bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," said the bartender
2007-07-24 13:08:46 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, they were my 5 points to use how I wanted! It tickled me and some others and that's all I wanted to do. I really detest point gaming when people have only answered to get the points!
2007-07-24 14:01:10 · update #1
I just got in and it made me chuckle. I hadn't heard it and I like daft jokes, have a star. Some people just take life too seriously, lighten up.
2007-07-24 19:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by Bertie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT'S my kind of joke. I love stupid ones and I've not heard that one before!
2007-07-24 22:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-24 13:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't help but think that that joke is supposed to bash us yanks in some way! I don't really get it, sorry!
2007-07-24 15:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a nice one thank's for the laugh..
2007-07-24 13:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not bad
2007-07-24 14:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by Hippie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, that has really got me laughing. Here have a star.
2007-07-24 13:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
kool one
love it
pmsl
2007-07-24 16:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't heard it before and no I don't think it's funny.
2007-07-24 13:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by xxdeathbecomezmexx 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-07-24 14:14:13 · answer #10 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋