A young indian scout comes riding into town from the prarie and runs straight to the town doctor. Out of breath and distraught, he interupts the doctor who is tending to another patient and says to him..
"Big chief, no fart! Big chief no fart!"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Ah, your indian chief has gas! Here, take these two pills with you back to the prarie and tell your chief to take them. That should fix his illness."
And with that, the scout returned to the prarie.
The next day the indian scout came riding back into town and again ran to the town doctor, still frantic, and when he got to the doctor he pleaded once again..
"Big chief no fart! Big chief no fart!"
The doctor looked puzzled.. "Hmm. Those pills didn’t help? He must have a more severe case of gas than I originally thought. Go back to your chief and tell him to take FOUR more of these."
He handed the scout four more pills and the scout took off like a shot, back to the prarie.
The next day the indian scout came riding into town again, faster than ever! He ran up to the doctor and began yelling jibberish that the doctor couldn’t understand.
The doctor began to calm him down, "Woah woah, there. Calm down. What’s the problem? Still ’Big Chief no fart’"?
The scout looks him in the eyes and says..
"Big fart no chief!"
2007-07-24 13:06:43 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao.
2007-07-24 16:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Calamity.!!!
Ha ha Big Poop no Chief.!!!
10/10 - Still smiling - cheers.!!!
2007-07-25 05:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-24 20:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao nice one 100/10
2007-07-24 20:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it.. Did the Big Chief explode or what?
2007-07-25 03:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by Chips 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent.
Any where near the 'windy' city?
2007-07-25 02:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-25 08:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite funny actually :-)
2007-07-24 20:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by Stuck [DFTBA] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its just a big haze to me .
2007-07-24 20:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good back to your best
its star time
2007-07-25 00:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋