Should the Flying Spaghetti Monster do battle with the Invisible Pink Unicorn, who would win? Would life on earth be any different should one conquer the other? Would man feel free to sin should one deity perish?
2007-07-24 12:02:47 · 21 answers · asked by ashley 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If I found out that the Spaghetti Monster lost a battle with the Pink Unicorn, I wouldn't have a reason to live, and would probably loose all moral grounding, causing me to run through the streets, participating in orgies, and murdering at will.
But thats just me, I am a 'true' believer in the FSM. All others are clearly not 'real' FSMians.
2007-07-24 12:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster proves it's existence every time I eat pasta; I've never seen an incarnation of an of an invisible pink unicorn... I don't believe it exists... so the Flying Spaghetti Monster would win by default. RAmen!
2007-07-24 12:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Would the Pink Unicorn promise me Beer Volcanoes and Stripper Factories at the end of my piratical days? Does the Pink Unicorn offer religious holidays Each Friday? Is the Pink Unicorn proved by science?
Truth and power are on the side of the FSM. He is supreme in tastiness, olfactiveness, and noodliness. He will conquer All.
May we all be blessed by His Noodly Appendages, now and forever. RAmen.
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2007-07-24 12:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by par1138 • FCD 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh wow, um ok then, lets jsut say, im in my own little world at the moment with out Spaghetti Monsters and Invisible Pink UNicorns.
2007-07-24 12:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by *!*Queenie*!* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invisible is the key and the Uni tosses Spaghetti by frustrating it.....you can't battle what you can't see. We would wake up the next day with an understanding why pasta really isn't everything it is said to be & at least become free of leftovers.
2007-07-24 12:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
flying spaghetti man would eat himself before the true end of the battle, invisible pink unicorn is just as flat amazing, even tohugh i think a care bear could take her
2007-07-24 12:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by destroyersox11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither would win.
The High Rama Lama would have spaghetti with Unicorn meat sauce for a couple of weeks.
2007-07-24 12:08:24 · answer #7 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the unicorn would win bc he could stab ppl with its horn and if the spaghetti tried to like stranggle somthin the past would break. and yes i would rather have bush than a unicorn
2007-07-24 12:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Circe B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I highly doubt it would change my world in anyway. by the way, we are eating the spaghetti monster for supper.
2007-07-24 12:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The higher knowledge teaches that they are one.
(And they are one with Hank, the one with the missionaries and the million dollars, too. If you were within the secret society you'd know which of this trinity was really real.)
2007-07-24 12:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋