A man forgets his wallet and bets the manager he can figure out what anyperson had for lunch if he brings a spoon from the back. If I can't guess I will pay 2X the amount the following day. The manager takes the bet. He brings out a spoon that was sitting in mashed potatos. He wipes it and brings it out. Then man takes a whiff and tells him-mashed patatos. The manager is angered and lets him on his way. The next day the same thing happens and bets him 3X the amount. The manager frustrated brings out a fork that was used for lasagne. He smells the fork and say lasagne. The manager is angered and requests the man to come back the next day for a challenge. The man returns and the manager angrily runs to the back. He gives a spoon to an older woman and tells her to rub her crotch. The manager laughing inside brings the spoon out. The man takes a smell and almost falls down with the horriblle scent. He then looks at the manager and says I didn't know Maria worked here
2007-07-24
10:41:31
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William Z
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