A very attractive blonde arrives at a casino and bets £20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind," she says, "but I feel much luckier when I am completely naked."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells out, "Yes" I've won!" She jumps up and down, hugs each of the dealers, scoops up all the chips on the table as well as her clothes and then quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other utterly dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "So, what did she roll?"
"No idea," replies the other, "I thought you were watching the dice."
2007-07-24 10:17:02 · 27 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing I dont get is that blondes are supposed to be dumb (no offense to any blondes) and that was a pretty smart move. I'll remember that for Vegas! LOL! JK!
2007-07-24 10:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sooooo freakin funny!!! 11/10
This must be the first joke about a blonde being the smart one.
2007-07-24 17:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! I love this! one of the best jokes on here! Here, take a star!
2007-07-24 17:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Diane 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha good one
2007-07-24 17:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still old, but youre finding the better ones now
have a star
2007-07-24 17:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha!!!
2007-07-24 17:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo funny. If only it really worked.
2007-07-24 17:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by aitkenpatty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha dats funny
2007-07-24 17:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, very funny
have a star
2007-07-24 17:20:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao wowwwww
2007-07-24 17:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋