Profesor ov fisiks and biolegy Award : given to someone who attacks the Big Bang Theory and/or The Theory of Evolution when it's apparent they don't know what they are talking about.
Highly Polished Mirror Award: When someone posts a ironic/hypocritical question or rant attacking a certain group of people.
The way to give an award is by simply answering the question with the name of an award.
If you have any other ideas feel free to post them.
2007-07-24 09:59:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jack P just gave me an idea. Too much sand in the crack award. thanks :)
2007-07-24 10:09:27 · update #1
The "Should we presume to give an award award" for people who are so possessed with judging others they want to find another way to enshrine doing it.
2007-07-24 10:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jack P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Id love an award Ive been for years trying to get people to listen (I have changed the minds of some really important people) Sad thing is the answers are actually all out there I was able to find them with gods help + over 20 years of research the science they teach is so wrong and all of life's most important questions can be answered in one neat little package that makes sense.......I really dont get why everyone is walking around like sheep believing whatever they hear. Ive been sceptical since a kid and did find all the answers (maybe too many somedays I wish I didnt know the truth)
2007-07-24 17:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Highly Polished Mirror Award... Hahahaha!!!! I like that idea. crimson get's that for her question on the corruption of Hollywood!
How about a Monkey Award for Christians who think Humans evolved from Monkeys?
2007-07-24 17:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by word 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great idea. Start passing out the awards!
2007-07-24 17:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might as well just take the next 20 Bleedin’ Obvious Awards.
2007-07-24 17:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have to add "Because that is what the Bible says" award - given to anyone that employs the Bible to prove that the Bible proves something from the Bible.
Maybe we can just nominate them, then pick "winners" at each Hell in a Handbasket tea party.
Fresh cup!
2007-07-24 17:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by mikalina 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't need an award, I'll just take the 2 points...thanks
2007-07-24 17:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by norcalislam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so. It would get a bit confusing. Then people would do things just to get awards.
2007-07-24 17:01:33 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL are we to assume that the spellings you chose for the awards are also meant as satire?
Interesting...but, newcomers will not know what is going on.
Peace be with you :)
2007-07-24 17:06:39 · answer #9 · answered by ForeverSet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about an award LOL for showing up trying to help even when harassed?? sometimes i cant stay long....dont hate me for loving God
2007-07-24 17:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋