no swear words or any crude things!
2007-07-24 09:50:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the person who postes the funnies and the most gets 10 points
2007-07-24 10:03:58 · update #1
Has anyone seen the scalpel?
Oops!
Someone call my cell phone, I can't seem to remember where I left it.
2007-07-24 09:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry I cut the wrong leg off, whoops sorry you're here for the tonsillectomy, well we'll cut the other one off and even it out. No extra charge.
Last week I told you you had a month to live, I'm sorry but you're going to have to pay your bill tomorrow.
2007-07-24 16:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bad news is you're going to die.... the good news is you've got 80 years to do it.
A doctor actually said this to me when I was 19!!!
2007-07-24 16:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dropped out of med school twice!
2007-07-24 17:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where the heck did I put my watch?
2007-07-24 18:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by jpmarin5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-24 16:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know -- I think that is the worst one I have ever seen.
2007-07-25 01:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where in the world did that sponge go?
It was just here......
2007-07-24 16:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darnit where was this thing suppose to go again!?
2007-07-24 16:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by Christian T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
... I could swear it was just here.
Where does this go?
Where'd that come from?
How'd this get here?
what?
2007-07-24 23:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋