An avid traveler decided to go to Mongolia to explore a new world and gain new experiences. While he was there, he noticed that the country was full of beautiful women, so he decided to have a little fun and be a bit promiscuous and not use a condom since no one knew him there.
One month later he noticed that he had bright green polka dots all over his penis. He was so shocked that he didn't know what to do. He went to the doctor to get it checked out, and to his surprise, the doctor didn't know what it was either. They ran many tests and worked with other doctor's to figure out what it was.
The next day, the doctor announced to the man that they had figured out what was ailing him. They told him that it was Mongolion VD.
The doctor said, "Since we do not know too much about this disease and what it might do, I'm afraid we'll have to amputate."
"NO...you can't do that!" said the man, "I am going somewhere else to get a second opinion!"
2007-07-24 09:23:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So the man went to a Chinese doctor thinking that he would know more about Mongolian VD than the other American doctor. The Chinese doctor took one look at the man’s penis and said, “Yep…you got Mongolian VD.”
The man said, “What should I do…my American doctor said that he would have to amputate.”
The Chinese doctor said, “Bah…American doctor always try to make money by wanting to operate….you no need to operate.” The man was relieved and let out a sigh, and the Chinese doctor said, “No no, you wait two weeks…d**K fall off by itself.”
2007-07-24 09:24:25 · update #1
LMAO! I wasn't expecting that. Good one.
2007-07-24 09:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-08-01 09:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by Big Ed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! I heard it quite a few years ago, the words were a bit different, but it is still a really funny joke.
Thanks for the brain wake up!
DE
2007-07-25 13:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, ever hear this one?
Woman was a teller at a sperm bank when a masked burglar enters the bank and says 'Hands up, this is a stick up' pointing a gun at the teller. The teller says 'Don't you know what type of bank...', ' I know what type of bank it is.' the burglar says 'Now get me a cup of sperm.' The woman goes back and comes back with the cup. The burglar says 'drink it!'. The woman 'Says, I have a husband...', 'drink it now or i'll shoot the man says'. So the woman drinks it and then the man takes his mask off and says 'See honey, that wasn't so bad.'
2007-07-24 11:37:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Very funny
2007-07-24 09:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-24 15:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! HAHAHA!! Naughty, Naughty!
2007-07-27 10:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was on yahoo, like less than a week ago. Still funny. :)
2007-07-24 09:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by redgrl322 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! And a lesson to be learned as well.
2007-07-24 09:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by JoBos 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh no way!!!!Poor man he Lost his mojo!!!! Woww at least the amercian doctor gave him some hope!!!Lolz very funny!!!LMAO!!!!
2007-08-01 09:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i am a 13 year old girl... but hahahahahha I LOVE IT
2007-07-31 16:26:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋