There were these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when, one day, an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through the hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, :) and they go running behing the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and the giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes the two return out of breath laughing.
The angel tells then, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?"
He asks her, "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh yes, let's!! But lets change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head!"
2007-07-24 09:20:53 · 22 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Apoligies if some of you have heard this one before - but I hadn't :(
2007-07-24 10:01:15 · update #1
who cares if someone posted it last week ....i hadnt heard it before and thought it was funny ....have a star
2007-07-24 09:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by mustaffa ciggy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha lol that's a good one. I'm going to pass that one on.
2007-07-24 09:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by CHIMP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw man i thought they were having sex...lol what a weird way to spend 30 minutes..
2007-07-24 10:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by ☆..LoSEr..☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heres a star
2007-07-24 09:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, good one, it was awarded "best ever joke" last year on virgin radio, think the sender got about £10000. wow
2007-07-24 09:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you piscesburd
That's the first time I've heard this joke today.
I heard it 4 times yesteday and I think it was 8 times last Sunday.
But thanks anyway
2007-07-24 09:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-07-24 10:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is SOooo funny lol lol
2007-07-24 09:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by Pooh Face 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I thought they were doing the nasty...LOL!
Gutter mind.
2007-07-24 09:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never heard this one at all.
2007-07-24 11:13:29 · answer #10 · answered by jpmarin5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋