15. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. Every calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
25. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
2007-07-24 09:16:37 · 7 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved these....being a big reader, I read everything!
2007-07-24 09:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by deb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a BIG lover of words, my dear friend and here's a star for you. Thank you for sharing.
P.S: Your avatar is way too adorable.
2007-07-24 18:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by ROSE 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another star for you
2007-07-24 09:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Danger! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like sum of them but sum were still corny but ill giv u a star for tryin
2007-07-24 09:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by kelseygurl_2011 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop asking the same qs 50 times
2007-07-24 09:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Sweet -- thanks again, and another star.
2007-07-24 15:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed them! Thanks!
2007-07-25 10:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Silva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋