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1) If you have been a practicing bullsh!tologist for a long time now, please still feel free to send in money!!!

2) The Chinese prophet Wan Kah will be recieving an annual profit share bonus so please feel free to join both religions!!!

3) Myrtle the peace-loving, china tea-pot owning donkey may be making an appearance (if we can come up with her fee - what... you don't think Tom Cruise publicises his religion/cult for free do you?)

4) Politicians are not welcome... even bullsh!t religions have to have some standards!!!

5) Saving your soul for a measley 9.5% of your income before taxes... Remember people... that's BEFORE taxes!!!

6) You can work off the the joining fee, very reasonable rates!!!

7) Waking up early is officialy banned... It's bad for my chee... or coffee... sumthing like that!

8) Pre marital sex is fine... actualy it's bl00dy great!!!

9) Post marital sex is OK too... although usualy involves more talking about feelings and cr@p like that!

2007-07-24 08:35:03 · 18 answers · asked by Just Me Returns 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10) you have to bring your own beer to the meetings

11) Get drunk on Saturday night; cry and ask for forgiveness on Sunday morning.

12) shack up like alley cats

13) All marriages to be re-assesed at the first of every month

2007-07-24 08:37:17 · update #1

14) one free beer per person you convert. - Good idea that one.....

2007-07-24 08:43:30 · update #2

15) Always tell it like it is.

2007-07-26 07:21:37 · update #3

16) All confessions to be made accessable on the Penthouse forum - so better make them good ones!

2007-07-26 07:24:28 · update #4

18 answers

no

2007-07-24 08:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Bradley R 2 · 0 2

You have picked over the hypocrisy like a dog gnawing on a bone. All quite true - now what? Are you going to be just another hypocrite like them or look for something better?

2007-07-31 19:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by cheir 7 · 0 0

I wanna join!

Makes more sense than Islam so ur one up on the worlds second biggest religion already!

2007-07-31 03:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are a fool Sir. A darned funny one too.
God Bless!

2007-08-01 11:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Confessional booths have been streamlined to written format. Namely, 'Dear Penthouse Forum,'

2007-07-24 15:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by Mytmel 2 · 2 1

7 8 and 9 sound ok to me.

2007-07-24 15:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1 1

14) one free beer per person you convert. I've always considered proselytizing bullsh!t.

2007-07-24 15:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 3 1

go on son, love how you just tell it all like it is, xxxxxxxx, and here is some extra kisses just for you, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2007-07-26 09:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wait a minute - if you ain't supplying the beer, I ain't attending the meetings.

2007-07-24 15:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

you have to much time on your hands to type this lot up.

A good read and laughs.

2007-07-31 18:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2007-08-01 15:39:07 · answer #11 · answered by D.J 2 · 0 0

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