1) If you have been a practicing bullsh!tologist for a long time now, please still feel free to send in money!!!
2) The Chinese prophet Wan Kah will be recieving an annual profit share bonus so please feel free to join both religions!!!
3) Myrtle the peace-loving, china tea-pot owning donkey may be making an appearance (if we can come up with her fee - what... you don't think Tom Cruise publicises his religion/cult for free do you?)
4) Politicians are not welcome... even bullsh!t religions have to have some standards!!!
5) Saving your soul for a measley 9.5% of your income before taxes... Remember people... that's BEFORE taxes!!!
6) You can work off the the joining fee, very reasonable rates!!!
7) Waking up early is officialy banned... It's bad for my chee... or coffee... sumthing like that!
8) Pre marital sex is fine... actualy it's bl00dy great!!!
9) Post marital sex is OK too... although usualy involves more talking about feelings and cr@p like that!
2007-07-24
08:35:03
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10) you have to bring your own beer to the meetings
11) Get drunk on Saturday night; cry and ask for forgiveness on Sunday morning.
12) shack up like alley cats
13) All marriages to be re-assesed at the first of every month
2007-07-24
08:37:17 ·
update #1
14) one free beer per person you convert. - Good idea that one.....
2007-07-24
08:43:30 ·
update #2
15) Always tell it like it is.
2007-07-26
07:21:37 ·
update #3
16) All confessions to be made accessable on the Penthouse forum - so better make them good ones!
2007-07-26
07:24:28 ·
update #4