A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
> "How long before I can
> >get a haircut?"
> >
> >The barber looked around the shop full of customers
> and said, "About 2
> >hours." The guy left.
> >
> >A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the
> door and asked, "How
> >long before I can get a haircut?"
> >
> >The barber looked around at the shop and said,
> "About 3 hours." The guy
> >left.
> >
> >A week later the same guy stuck his head in the
> shop and asked, "How long
> >before I can get a haircut?"
> >
> >The barber looked around the shop and said, "About
> an hour and half." The
> >guy left.
> >
> >
> >
> >The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill,
> do me a favor. Follow
> >that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking
> how long he has to wait
> >for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
> >
> >A little while later, Bill returned to the shop,
> laughing hysterically.
> >
> >The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when
> he leaves?"
> >
> >Bill looked up, tears in his eyes, and said, "Your
> house."
2007-07-24 08:10:55 · 13 answers · asked by bperez2002 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice joke. I liked it !
2007-07-24 08:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yukk Hhahahaha 10/10+*
2016-05-17 11:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by wanita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's getting TRIM from the barber's wife!
2007-07-24 08:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever!
2007-07-25 05:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-24 15:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Funny
2007-07-24 08:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by Tmabel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is the barber...
*snicker*
2007-07-24 08:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats just wrong
2007-07-24 08:14:49 · answer #8 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats what i do to my barber his girl is sexy. nice @ss
2007-07-24 08:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this one is on here alot
2007-07-24 08:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋