So this doctor is cruising down the road doing 145km/h in a 90km/h zone and gets pulled over for speeding and says to the officer please sir I'm a doctor and I've got a medical emergency at the hospital you've got to let me go it's an emergency.
So the officer says well what kind of doctor are you?
The doc says well sir I'm a rectum stretcher.
The cop says WHOA WHOA a what?
The doc says yes you heard me correct a rectum stretcher.
So the cop says and what does that involve I've never heard of that before?
So the doc explains well first I stretch the rectum to about 6 feet or so and then all of a sudden the cop says WHAT!!!!! SIX FEET WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SIX FOOT ********?
The doc says well sir first of all you give him a radar gun,a badge and a car with flashing lights and sit him on the side of the road.....
2007-07-24 07:42:29 · 9 answers · asked by MetalMaster4x4 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Star for you!!!
2007-07-24 07:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG. A little disgusting turns into funny. And really brave.
2007-07-24 14:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-24 22:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give that man a ticket
2007-07-24 14:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe i heard this one before but it is still priceless. have a star
2007-07-24 15:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha everyone hates cops till they need em
2007-07-24 15:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he sure is a rectum stretcher
2007-07-24 15:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it really funny!!!:)
2007-07-24 14:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by hippie_chick69love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snicker*
2007-07-24 16:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋