man walks past a pet shop sees a talking centipede for sale.
unable to resist he buys it and takes it home.
thinks to him self i'll take it to the pud and show off.
he asks the centipede 'do you want to go for a pint?'
.........silence
he asks again 'do you want to go for a pint?'
again...........silence
shouting abuse 'i'm takin' you back to the shop'
the centipede shouts back 'will you hold i'm putting my bloody shoes on!!!!'
2007-07-24 07:22:39 · 15 answers · asked by willygromit 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha good one! i gave you a star plz give me 10 pts in return!
2007-07-24 07:31:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-24 22:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....my favorite joke ever....I just picture him putting on lots of tiny shoes!
2007-07-24 14:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
Very extremely honestly sincerely really funny!
heh heh heh...
please write more.
THX!
2007-07-24 14:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he i like that ive never heard it before but it really made me chuckle! thats just added to the brill day i have had =D
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2007-07-24 14:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by ♥x.haylz.x♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two fish in a tank one turns to the other and says 'how do you drive this thing'.
2007-07-24 14:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-24 15:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very good
2007-07-24 14:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-24 14:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-07-24 14:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋