Mao-Tse-Tung did not believe in the FSM: 40 million plus dead
Joseph Stalin did not believe in the FSM: 20 million plus dead
Pol Pot did not believe in the FSM: 2 million dead
Kim-Il-Sung did not believe in the FSM: 5 million dead
Fidel Castro did not believe in the FSM: 1 million dead
Abraham Lincoln did not believe in the FSM: 970,000 dead
China under rule of people who do not believe in FSM: 72,000,000+ dead
In fact nearly every person ever killed has been killed by someone who did not believe in the flying spagetti monster.
what do you think of that?
2007-07-24 06:37:52 · 13 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I suppose that Che Guevara didn't believe in the fsm. sadly, they were eating beans and rice in the mountains outside of Havana. Thank you
2007-07-24 06:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Praise be to the FSM!!! I know in my heart that he is real, therefore I got baptized in a vat of spaghetti sauce. His noodlely appendages keep me safe from harm each day because I have perfect faith in him. He will always be there for anyone who just accepts him into their heart (or kitchen). The evidence you provided proves that he exists, I don't know why people always have to dis' us about this.
2007-07-24 13:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by Stargazer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSM is a false prophet. Open the third nostril and let J.R. "Bob" Dobbs into your mind!
Repent! Quit Your Job! SLACK OFF!
Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
2007-07-24 13:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my eyes have been opened!!! My soul enlightened by the great noodleness!!! Forgive me FSM for my ignorance and bless me with your basil goodness, for I know you did not shed your tomatoe sauce in vain!!!!! Haleighnoodleyah!!!
2007-07-24 13:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by MakJaggie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't like meatballs and I don't really care for spaghetti either. If you invent something more tasty I'd may get interested.
After all you are pretty good in inventing things aren't you?
PS, something vegetarian would be nice. A lot of Basil please...
2007-07-24 13:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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I think that sums it up nicely.
2007-07-24 13:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what type of spaghetti. Is there any linguine and clam sauce involved? If so, I might have to believe.
2007-07-24 13:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by FridaY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolute belief systems kill. "I can do what ever i want because I'm absolutely right."
Absolute belief systems weather communism or some religion, it's the same.
2007-07-24 13:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by robert2020 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is true. I have the Gospel. I am protected by his noodly appendage. RAmen.
2007-07-24 13:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Frisbeetarianism is the one true faith. Let us all climb on the roof
2007-07-24 13:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mustapher Crap 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋