a close friend of mine asked if she could borrow my uterus. her own being out of service at the moment, due to some repairs and upgrades being made at the time. i feel that since she has not used her uterus in a responsible manner....i am not comfortable lending her mine. i have taken great care of mine. what do you folks think about my decision? am in being selfish?
2007-07-24 06:32:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Write out a contract you both agree on stating that:...
Borrower shall be responsible for any and all damages of mis-use incurred while in possesion of said party. Borrower will agree not to hold lender liable for any malfucntions of the product while in use.
Lender shall reserve the right to cancel user at any time without reason. Uterus shall remain the sole property of lender. Any monetary gains by public announcements, advertisements and broascasts by borrower shall be reverted back to lender as compensation.
Any and all debt incurred as a result of any legal proceeding shall be the borrowers responsibility. etc....
Personally, I would'nt lent my pee pee out to anyone. Heck, I'd never get it back!
2007-07-25 05:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uterus!
That's a first for me hearing of this.
You almost sound as though you are
talking about your car and her car.
With the repairs/upgrades.
No you are not being selfish, if you do not
want to share,or lend.
John 17:3
2007-07-24 13:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by itsmissjackson 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow ya it sounds like you are talking about a computer or something.
I have no idea how you send a uterus for upgrades. Does it come back with hydrolics and running lights? maybe a sound system?
All joking aside. She has no right to force you to. It's a big descision and there is no reason you should feel oblugated
2007-07-24 13:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Surger1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're totally right, and it's your decision. You shouldn't feel bad about not wanting to lend it out. Who knows, you might want to use it later and then you'll need to borrow someone else's even though there's nothing wrong with yours. Just tell her no, and if she tries guilting you into it, then you need to find a better friend.
2007-07-24 13:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by Philip H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! Naw, it's your uterus, and it's your right to lend it out or not. She'll just have to wait til hers is fixed, or ask someone else. Maybe she'll be more responsible with it in future.
2007-07-24 14:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by aerin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be judgemental about how your friend has used her uterus. I don't think you are selfish, just judgmental and a little wierd.
2007-07-24 13:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, your being cautious about yourself. If she could not take care of her own then whats to say she wont take care of yours. If she's really your friend she'll understand.
2007-07-24 13:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Dance Freak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do decide to lend it, make sure you check for dents or scratches when you get it back.
2007-07-24 13:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u dont want to , then say so instead of commentin upon hers. she may not hav had a healthy, fruitful one. it's yur body &u do whatever u like
2007-07-24 13:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by aaron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait u bitchs could lend those thing out?
2007-07-24 13:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋