I need some good jokes. Help please.?

Answer 1

inside joke** kayleah and ashleigh settle down
-trips over step- hahahhahahahahahh hehehehehe hooohohooohooo lol to the max

Answer 2

You don't know a shi*

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK" she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no
idea." She said ,"Why do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

Answer 3

Google "Little Johnny" jokes. All of them are funny. Try some blonde jokes too. Can you Yahoo? Let your fingers do the walking with Google and Yahoo.

Answer 4

a guy goes into a bar and orders a double scotch. He drinks that and looks into his shirt pocket. He orders another double scotch. Looks in his shirt pocket again. Orders a double scotch again. By this time the bar tender curiosity gets the best of him and he ask the guy why does he keep looking in hiss pocket. The guy says "I got a picture of my wife in there... when she starts looking good its time for me to go home"

Answer 5

What does a gay horse eat..?

Haaaay

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Put a little boogie in it