You God lovers go to Church so many times a week so why do you need to post on here as well? Wouldnt it be like talking about George Bush? It would get boring after a short time. And how come none of you have a sense of humour? We are here for a good time, not a long time. If you are open to converting to the Atheists, let me know. We will welcome you with open arms, cash & prizes for the first 100 people.
2007-07-24 04:19:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If your preachers can bribe you, i can too!
2007-07-24 04:19:57 · update #1
Everyone who answered this question needs to buy a mirror and take a damn long look into it. Champions like aussie and i will be sitting there laughing at you all when you "meet your maker" and he turns you away because of the sins you commit every day and tell no one of. hippocrits. (and yes i suck at spelling to)
2007-07-25 03:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by Bigears 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
IF you are open to converting to Christianity, let me know. I will not bribe you with cash and prizes- I know it is a joke, I do have a sense of humor, so don't say, I cannot take a joke. Why do we want to talk about these things away from church? BECAUSE GOD IS OUR LIFE , that is why. It has nothing to do with religion, and rules, Jesus came to give us life, and give it abundantly. He saves, and I am so thankful for that, it is my whole life. You can be on here, talking about your unbelief, so please allow me to share my belief- if you want to convert to Christianity- I cannot offer you anything, it comes straight from the Lord- salvation and life.
2007-07-24 11:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow.
Such mis understanding about Christianity.
We don't bribe people to join, what does George Bush have to do with any part of your question?
I have a great sense of humor, I just do not find jokes about Priests funny any more than you would find jokes about yourself of your family funny.
God wants us to have fun! if you are open to converting to Christianity, let us know!
I cannot bribe you though.
Peace be with you!
2007-07-24 11:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I come on here to read about the experiences of other Christians and to share my own. I ask questions about other denominations and faiths so I can get a better understanding of them.
I do not take anyone's attacks personally. I know that those who do attack us are simply having personal issues in their lives that they take out on us. I am glad you come here to share your thoughts, and you need to realize that we come here for that same reason. We are called to be Christians every hour of every day, not just while attending church.
2007-07-25 09:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by txofficer2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is humor and there is stupidity - too often people think they are one in the same. there is humor and there are vile/rude comments again, people often think they are one in the same.
God lovers who go to church come to this site becuase God is not only in the church - He is in our lives. if there was someone you truly loved who could bring peace and happiness to the person next to you - woulnd't you share?!
this site is for religion and spirituality -- God fits neatly into both categories. this is a site for open communication - if you want nothing but humor - there is another thread for that.
2007-07-24 12:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Marysia 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh, maybe because this is the Religion & Spiritualy category? If you didn't like talking about religion, then you wouldn't be posting questions here either.
And one worships God with his entire life, not just an hour or so on a Sunday morning. So we are always thinking and talking about God. It is a part of who we are; it is not just a hobby.
2007-07-24 11:27:00 · answer #6 · answered by Randy G 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Church is merely a place where Christians are equipped to live out their faith. We live out our faith everywhere else, including here.
As to talking about George Bush, he didn't do for me what Jesus Christ did for me. Jesus gave His all for me. Why should I not reciprocate in gratitude?
And I was never bribed by anyone to go to church, ever.
2007-07-24 11:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You're probably one of those laughing/crying clowns. It's a tragedy that you feel you need to go around attacking people and making jokes to hide the emptiness in yourself. What a sad day for you when you die and realize that Jesus is exactly who he claimed to be. What an awesome day for those believers you mocked.
2007-07-24 11:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I post on here for the same reason you do, its fun.
My preacher doesnt bribe me to go to mass
2007-07-24 11:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have a sense of humor
I share my experience with ones who ask
Sharing Gods love is never boring..
2007-07-24 11:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋