...and thus scare them away forever?
2007-07-24 03:06:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Of course if america was a neighborhood would you want to park your car hear?
I love america dont get me wrong but, we got some folk out there that make me look normal
2007-07-24 03:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, now Stoogie, you're making the mistake of thinking all Christians are the Same:
The Catholics would spend 400 years arguing about it first.
The Baptists would try to enslave them on the grounds that it's ok 'cuz they don't have souls.
The Evangelicals would demand to know whether they were gay before doing anything.
The Mormons and the JW's would have missionaries at the saucer door before the day was out and they'd get their asses kicked by the Korean Girl the Moonies sent to sell the aliens jewelry.
The Episcopals and Lutherans would hold a joint conclave to decide in which order pamphlets should be given the aliens.
The Quakers would offer travel assistance and not talk about religion unless asked.
And the Methodists would invite the aliens to a pot luck dinner, just to see what they'd bring for a covered dish.
And Stoogie, if you put THIS one up for votes, I'm going to track you down and kill you.
2007-07-24 10:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were contacted, I wouldn't tell anyone. I would drive them around in my car and scout for babes. Then we'd go eat BBQ and hear some Blues. Then I would show them a hospital, a university and a library. After that, I would let them turn on the TV.
2007-07-24 12:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are aliens already so they can keep trying but you can't save them from themselves.
So we shall have to continue to misbehave whilst they keep telling us how to sin in other ways instead. Such as nuisance cold calling and scrounging for money handouts to fix a church roof which is perfectly good, (new in fact!) pay for more imaginary repair costs for buildings that we don't even care if they crumble and burn to ground anyway.
2007-07-24 12:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by Baroness von green putty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would take a hike as fast as you can say praise.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
2007-07-24 12:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oooh ooh ooh! Me me me!
*hand raised, waiting patiently to be called on*
What if the aliens are coming here to "save our souls" and forcibly convert us all to...alienism! You know, when a more powerful body comes to you from no where speaking in foreign tongues - it is hard to resist what they want to preach to you...
2007-07-24 10:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Surely it would more like "Independence Day" and what anyone thought or did wouldn't make much difference.
Why do people assume the aliens would be nice guys?
2007-07-24 10:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This wouldn't happen, because Bush would nuke them out of the sky before they had a chance to make peaceful contact.
2007-07-24 10:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by Deke 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Do you think this has already happened and that's why we cant find any intelligent life in the galaxy
2007-07-24 10:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
highly likely
2007-07-24 10:09:16 · answer #10 · answered by hedgewitch 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋