I'll post the answer in like 20 mins.
2007-07-24 02:10:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because the italians don't like any witnesses!!!!!!
Get it, cuz were all in the mob??
Ah, its a Joizey thing.
2007-07-24 02:17:06 · update #1
fahgeddaboudit
2007-07-24 05:36:04 · update #2
Its a joke, not a sermon
2007-07-24 07:37:12 · update #3
Adherents of the 'Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses' sometimes tell a similar joke themselves, and appreciate that others connect them so closely with the door-to-door ministry established by Christ Jesus himself.
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
(Matthew 10:7,11,14) As you go, preach, saying, ‘The kingdom of the heavens has drawn near.’ ...Into whatever city or village you enter, search out who in it is deserving... Wherever anyone does not take you in or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off your feet.
2007-07-24 06:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I live in Italy. Well, Jehovah Witnesses are even here in Italy. I have Italian friends that are Jehovah Witnesses, but I also know a lot of Italians that can't stand them. I don't know, I guess the getting waked up at 7am on Sunday morning really gets to them. I guess where you come from it's different, huh?
2007-07-25 06:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mari76 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they have their own Bible and have a lot of wrong teaching and usuallly to get into your house or get you to listen to them they drag their small children along. Also they teach that only 144 thousand are going to go to heaven and you won't know until you die, and they believe you work your way into heaven and do not believe you can know for sure if you die you will go to be with Jesus. They will take your dime for their magazine and if you won't buy it they will give it to you for free. However they are programmed not to take any tracks from your church or bullitin or any thing contrary to what they teach. Also I would like to know why they do not have windows in their building? I wonder what they are doing in there. I love them all but their doctrine is not really what the Holy Bible teaches.However I will give them credit for going out there in any kind of weather and knock on doors,if most of us Christians would to that there wouldn't be so many headed down the wrong path. Also they don't have church all their meetings are held in peoples houses. This is only my opinion, and I got it from really reading my Bible and going to church reg.since 1975.
2007-08-01 07:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by dchilders_ministerofmusic 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very humorous. The sane answer would be coz they (the Italians) are all Catholics, but I like this joke, will pass it around, lol.
2007-08-01 07:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a newyork italian and i dont like them either and im not in the mob nobody likes them
2007-07-24 09:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by marianne l 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
this better be a good one..my grandma is a jehovah`s witness!
2007-07-24 09:14:25 · answer #6 · answered by ihavechopsticksinmyhair 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
who is Jehovah
why he needs witness?
is he a mop?
2007-08-01 06:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by mailtogame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA HEHE LMFAO uhh nevermind.
2007-07-31 23:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they don't like ANY witnesses!
2007-07-24 09:13:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jacqui Waze 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-07-29 09:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋