For example, why did the skeleton go to the bar alone?
Because he had noBODY to go with.
who's got the best one out there?
2007-07-24 02:04:58 · 6 answers · asked by unamigosencillo1686 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What did the fish say when he ran into a brick wall?.....dam
what did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?...nothing it just gave a little wine
where do you find a no legged turtle?...right where you left it
what do you call a dog with no legs?...it doesn't matter, he won't come to you anyway.
some of those are horrible, but extremely hilarious.
2007-07-24 02:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by coopermom2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped in the mud.
You want to hear a clean one? The farmer washed him off.
Two goldfish are in their tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns. I'll drive."
What kind of lights do you put in a synagogue? Israelites.
2007-07-24 09:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by dark is rising 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
I hate that joke with a burning pasion.
2007-07-24 09:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy was walking on the road
suddenly,he shitted on the road
and then a policeman came
and charged him for that
hope its the worst u have read
2007-07-24 09:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 guys walked into a bar......the 3rd one ducked
2007-07-24 14:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by Michael H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So he wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate. :)
2007-07-24 09:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋