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2007-07-24 01:48:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

i was very very tired from last nights "escapades". i hit snooze and suggled some more!

2007-07-24 01:51:06 · update #1

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With bleary eyes I shuffled into my son's bedroom to find out why he was fussing (he's almost 2) only to find him diaperless and peeing through the bars of his crib onto the floor......So the first thing I did this morning was put a diaper on him and clean baby pee off the floor.

2007-07-24 01:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by Darksuns 6 · 3 0

The same thing I do each day when I wake up in the morning, I said a prayer.

2007-07-24 08:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 2 1

Put on my pants as I do every morning upon arising.

2007-07-24 11:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

got my pants on and ran my german shepard around the block. He's my home security system!

2007-07-24 09:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I wish! I looked at the clock and said"***** I gotta go to work! I don't wanna!!" and got up and took a shower.

I wanna be you. Lucky!

2007-07-24 08:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by JessiKa 3 · 1 2

looked at the alarm clock and said oh ****! im late

2007-07-24 09:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

have a cup of java and see ,what questions .you posted for the day ?

2007-07-24 08:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by seawolf 5 · 1 0

I squeezed my girlfriends bum & kissed her with my morning breath & told her what a lucky women she was..lol..

2007-07-24 09:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

turned off the damn alarm clock

2007-07-24 08:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by John K 2 · 1 1

opened my eyes

2007-07-24 11:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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