Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his s*x life. The man answers that he has an excellent s*x life and is still very active.
The other man confesses that his s*xual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying s*xually vital.
"Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your s*x life will improve dramatically."
The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock.
The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?"
The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?"
The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster."
To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?"
2007-07-24 00:48:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-24 02:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by SEJ71 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
First laugh today.
10/10
2007-07-24 01:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...good slice of humour, for the spice of life! makes a difference, alright!
2007-07-24 01:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-24 01:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad ,who told you that one?
2007-07-24 01:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by ℓα∂y σf тнє ѕυммєя 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-07-24 02:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one.
2007-07-24 01:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-07-24 00:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you didnt have a good punchline.
2007-07-24 00:53:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha ha ha!!! That's hilarious! Thanks for a good laugh!
2007-07-24 02:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by Jacqui Waze 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋