There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says, "ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you." So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had s*x with a guy." The priest said, "ok," blessed her and said, "go drink some holy water." So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." The priest said, "ok," blessed her and said, "go drink some holy water." So she did! The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I p*ssed in the holy water!"
2007-07-24 00:45:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is that a sin? OMG! I must be goin' straight down to the pits of hell...aaaaargh!.....
2007-07-24 02:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by SEJ71 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Excellent joke mate, made me LOL and every one in the office turned around and looked at me oops!
2007-07-24 00:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by Wolverine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-07-24 01:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! Nun jokes are my favorites, so have a star!
2007-07-24 00:50:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I`ll definitely have to watch out for that one !
lol
2007-07-24 00:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by father agnostic 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
possibly a blonde nun?
2007-07-24 00:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by old dick withers 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha, love it, still laughing now hahaha.
2007-07-24 02:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol! funny
2007-07-24 00:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they dont get nun better than that
2007-07-24 00:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by justme 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-24 01:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋