the one that is the funnest gets the 10 points
2007-07-23 23:53:22 · 13 answers · asked by dislexic1yen 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb)
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A timely word may level stress.
A loving word may heal and bless.
2007-07-24 00:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little fly upon the wall. Ain't you got no home at all?
Ain't you got no Mom or Dad? Cor Blimey ain't that sad.
2007-07-24 13:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by mike&rach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Royko: "The French are Germans with good food."
2007-07-24 10:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When you were born they threw out the baby and kept the afterbirth"
is the best one liner put-down I've heard
2007-07-24 07:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by Otter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast." (although I suppose that would only be funny for people that actually saw "The Fatal Glass of Beer")
2007-07-24 08:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by open4one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver
2007-07-24 06:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by jonny b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife looked at me and slapped my dad
2007-07-24 16:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If in doubt, tell the truth"
or
"Sincerity, if you can fake that, you've got it made."
Both from American comedian George Burns
2007-07-24 08:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by halifaxed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Don't piss on me and telling me it is raining.' Heard it from a film I watch a few weeks ago.
2007-07-24 07:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by marga_bam23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walk into a bar; what does he say?
"ouch."
A student told me hat one- I cracked up.
2007-07-24 06:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by ICARRESS 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋