In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
2007-07-23 23:22:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!
someone should make it into a poster and hang it up in offices and other workplaces!
star for you!
xx
2007-07-24 00:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats some funny s.h.i.t chicks x x
2007-07-23 23:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super Humorous Internet Talk dude....
2007-07-23 23:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao how funny hahaha
thats alot of S.H.I.T mate lol
2007-07-23 23:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appropriate for the work place!
2007-07-23 23:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly Huge Idiot Tit
2007-07-23 23:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you have fun copying and pasting that slice of history you call a joke?
2007-07-23 23:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great to understand it
thank you very mach for your help
please to accept my star
2007-07-24 00:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sending copies to all my friends that are full of s---. I love it. Classic s---
2007-07-23 23:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too much!
2007-07-23 23:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by surffsav 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋