i posted this about 3 months ago but though it was so funny i had to post it again new people new comments.
A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."
Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!"
"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.
"No... I just realised that the doctor had *both* his hands on my shoulders!"
2007-07-23 22:59:29 · 13 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah..hahahahaha..yea..that's the funniest I read today. thanks.
hahahahahahahaha....can't stop giggling!
hahahaahhahahahaha...
2007-07-23 23:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great Gina. Thanks. Now don't hesitate to ask if you ever need held with insertion of a suppository, as a favor in return for yours!
2007-07-24 00:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA great heres one for you we've been given instructed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to assert 2 words each and every seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders deliver him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and ship him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him returned in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable nutrition.” They nod and ship him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him in for his 2 words. “I end,” he says. “That’s not outstanding,” the elders say. “You’ve carried out not something yet whinge in view which you obtain here.”
2016-10-09 08:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a naughty one Gina. Where do you get these from. Gosh I just can't help laughing.
2007-07-24 04:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww , He got raped by the doctor ?
2007-07-23 23:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by Spider Pig aka Tyrone Biggums 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very very good, I shall be passing that one on.
2007-07-23 23:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha !
a star 4 sure!
2007-07-23 23:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by aerohoney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious(however you spell it)
2007-07-24 00:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by chocolate_bunny240 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make us laugh for sometime nonstop, great
2007-07-25 06:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha! this one is nice.
send some of them at kaa_cool_guy2006@yahoo.com
2007-07-24 01:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋