if Osama is tied up and in front of you now, what would you do?

Question

if Osama is tied up and in front of you now, what would you do?

- remember, he instigated the 9/11, he even instigated south east asian terror groups to TERRORISE countries like Singapore, Phillipines, Indonesia, Malaysia, and Middle Eastern countries like Iraq, Iran, are at his mercy too. Even European nations and America have been his targets.

so what would you do to him?

** personally, i would slap him, and say "this is for the bomb victims." and then slap him another time and say "this is for you to wake up your idea" and then bring him to the police.

of course not just slap dude. i might point a gun loaded with pig'sblood coated bullets. and threaten to shoot him.

heh.and maybe force him to eat pork. and show him the 9/11 video again and again and again and again till he breaks down and cry like a baby.

Answer 1

I'd give him a very cold shower... then i'd kick the F****ing daylights outta him. Then i'd shave his head and his beard.. and tattoo on his forehead - SODOMISER!.. in english and in his language. Then.. i'd give him another cold shower.. make him sleep on a huge ice slab with no clothes on. Then in the morning.. i'd call the Police..and have coffee and bagel while he sits on his frozen *** watching me eat.

Answer 2

Yes, there is Hope. I have common ground with Vladmir, Geezah, and Angel of Death. I think Geezah should get best answer.
Actually, I've never really spent time trying to think of torture methods; and I'm not SURE of this; but doesn't ISLAMIC LAW take monsters like this and hand them over to the families of the victims? To do as they see fit?
Would anyone disagree that what Osama bin Laden deserves is only limited by imagination? In this particular case, I don't like my own imagination; I'm not devious enough.

Answer 3

I would have a lottery drawing for a dozen lucky winners who lost loved ones during 9/11. Those who won the drawing would be issued a ball-peen hammer. They would be blindfolded and led into an isolated room where Bin Laden is tied up. Blindfolds are removed, and the dozen winners are left alone for 30 minutes. When they're finished, they exit the room, shower, change their clothes, and are treated to a seven-course meal and an open bar.

Answer 4

Bring out the boombox, put on "stuck in the middle with you" and bring out a razor and some gasoline. Then do exactly what happened in reservoir dogs.
I'm a Tarantino fan, what can I say.

Answer 5

Turn him over to the UN.
Let them deal with him for I don't want him to soil on my front lawn. He would stay there tied up in front of my house until they came. What others do to him is what they do. I however would not allow anyone to murder him and would protect him from that harm. If he is to be punished then let it be by the law, not by hate and anger.

Why should I take myself to where he dwells?

Answer 6

Turn him in to the proper authorities. The problem is, none of our authorities seem to care about catching him. I'd turn him over to the British authorities, actually, because I have more faith in their abilities than I do in our own police.

Answer 7

All I will say is this,if done carefully it is amazing the amount of brutality that the human body can withstand. In fact if you are careful enough you could easily cause so much pain to a human being that they would actually look forward to the moment when you finally decide to end their life,and if anyone has clearly earned that sort of treatment it is Osama.

AD

Answer 8

Call law enforcement.. Leave him tied up and let them handle the situation..

Like everyone else he deserves his day in court...

I wouldn't slap him or do anything else to him I am not judge jury and executioner nor do I want that responsibility...

Answer 9

He has not personally affected me in any way, therefore I would avoid violence against this man unless necessary. I would detain him, turn him over to the UN, and wallow around in vast sums of money.

Answer 10

Impalement

UNLESS he curses Muhammad and Allah and burns a Quran. If he does those things then I will believe he has truely rejected Islam.

Once Bin Laden rejects Islam, he is human again...hating him makes as much sense as hating someone for surviving a deadly disease.

Islam is the problem. No Islam, no problem...we can party or hang out, whatever.

Answer 11

I'd trick him into coming with me and I'd take him to who ever needs the proof of his capture and then I'd get the BIG money reward.
I don't know how I'd trick him though. I'm thinking he can't be tricked too easily.