A woman who was pregnant went into labor. her husband drove her to the hospital and when they got there, they brought her up and got her all prepared to have the baby. the doctor then told them about a new invention, a machine that took some of the pain the woman was feeling and transferred it to the father. the man said, "alright, we'll try it." so they put it at 25% pain, and the man didn't feel anything so he said, "hey, you know, I don't feel anything, crank it up!" so they put it at 50%. again, he felt nothing, so he said "this ain't so bad, turn it up again!" so they put it at 75% and he again he didn't feel anything so he said "this is nothing! turn it up all the way!" so they put it at 100% and the man still felt nothing. so the baby was delivered, and they came home to find the mailman dead on the doorstep.
funny joke a friend told me, just wanted to see who else thought it was funny. don't think this was exactly how the joke went, but close enough.
2007-07-23 20:26:12 · 17 answers · asked by Sid 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep made me lol
2007-07-23 20:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by maCappy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah..nice try..and if iam given a chance to pull the thread little more i would rather add......
later when she was at the age of 70 already enjoying her old ages with large community of her children and grand children the news paper reported..!!
''arrest warrent for grandma for using the labour pain transferring machine illeagally ...causing the death of young male taxi drivers, servants,cowboys, and farmers in the city''...!!
2007-07-24 03:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by jibi w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay, not exactly how it went but, hey, I can't remember either, lol. Haha! Go Bro for tellin' me!
2007-07-24 04:24:25 · answer #3 · answered by Chelby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard one a bit like it but it was still funny
2007-07-24 04:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by trusn0wstyle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it didnt make me laugh out loud but it was funny!
2007-07-24 03:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by Megan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a while to get that.
O_o
I must be retarded or something.
But its funny!
2007-07-24 04:50:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great one,makes you think I have three kids.LOL
2007-07-25 02:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by Steven C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good Sid, I read it out loud to my class and they all laughed out loud!!! Have a Star!! :-)
2007-07-24 04:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya,it made me laugh loud
2007-07-24 03:41:04 · answer #9 · answered by dd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea star for u
2007-07-24 04:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by What's this > ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋