What's the appropriate prayer to offer when overdosing on Tootsie Rolls?

Answer 1

Owl father HOOOOT are in Heaven..... Owl O. be thy name. Thy chewy come it will be done..... in my mouth as it is pure Heaven. Give us this candy....... our daily spread. And forgive us our greediness and we forgive those who ate more than we did. And deliver us from overeatting, for thine is the power and the gorging forever. Yummmmy!

Answer 2

Jesus Christ , oh Lord of mine
make my tummy super fine,
cause i ate too many sweets
and for sure I 'll get the sh!ts

Thank you lord ,boy it's a stinch
cause I'm on a Tootsie binge
I will pray to you till Sunday
and I hope I'm fine by Monday!

Just in case , you wont help me
I will have some herbal tea ,
science says it works just fine
for that shi*t*t*y gut of mine!

Amen

Answer 3

Dear Lord, don't let me think I'm now eating the tootsie rolls I ate last night.

Answer 4

Oooh saint tootsie forgive thee for thou gluttonish foolishness on sinful o'chocolates
Amen

Answer 5

I would go with the Tootsie Roll Jingle.... Add a beginning and end in accordance with your chosen faith..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLOli9LQ0k

Answer 6

Well.. maybe if you pray to bless the tootsie rolls that they might nourish your body... maybe you'd get that.. hehe..

But...

I'd pray for the sugar to give me enough energy to burn off the calories before I crashed... and... no diarrhea!

Answer 7

" now I lay me down to sleep with a bag of tootsie rolls at my feet, if I should die before I wake You;ll know I died of a bellyache."

Answer 8

Dear Lord,please don't let my poop come out looking likeTootsie Rolls
Amen..

Answer 9

Don't offer God a prayer, send him a candy gram.

Answer 10

Burp!