Ok, i was at a local public pool here in seattle...i went to jump off the diving board to do a backwards dive...anyway, i felt an urge to fart so i thought to myself "hey its only a small fart, it won't harm anything"........convinced of this, i attempt the fart right before i was going to jumpoff the diving board...however, unfortunately.........it was a SHART!!!!!! It fell down into the pool and EVERYONE in the pool noticed and got out og there was quick as they possibly could....adults were angry, little kids were screaming, some were laughing...........is this like the ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT??????? I don't know if i will EVER overcome the internal pain this causes me.......Was it SATAN who told me "hey its only a small fart, it won't harm anything" instead of MY OWN THOUGHTS?????? I would appreciate any advise and help on how to overcome this......I came to the Religion and Spirituality section because i didn't want any rude answers............thank you all......
2007-07-23 17:32:34 · 9 answers · asked by mao ying 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, you could say i was raised by wolves without much dispute
2007-07-23 17:46:50 · update #1
Everyone has had a lucy moment........ this too willpass .
You are given satan to much credit. that was your judgement call............. you can laugh and one day it ill be a great funny story to tell again and again..............
2007-07-31 17:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by tennessee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the most common mistakes in the mystery of evil is to blame everything on Satan. Satan does not cause all bad things to happen. He just does the tempting. We make the choice and bring evil into the world.
This, on the other hand, is not an evil, per se. It is not a moral evil, but a physical one. Embrace the embarrassment as God showing you the virtue of humility. You will lilve and learn to love again.
2007-07-31 07:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by papadon60 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame everything on Satan. This time it was goofy judgment on your part. I am sure the people at the pool will live through it. They will never forget you, but they will live through it. lol
2007-07-29 18:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by bsharpbflatbnatural 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha awesome. No this wasn't the act of satan my dear friend it was the act of taco bell.
2007-07-29 02:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by channukah Zombie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course it wasn't "satan"...you made a (painful) mistake! Learn from it, don't do that again...you will survive to live another day!
2007-07-24 13:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Rev Debi Brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as it stank of methane gas, you're fine. If it stank of brimstone and sulfur you'll have to find a proctologist who moonlights as an exorcist.
2007-07-30 21:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by glaux_athena 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
instead of blaming this on "satan," blame it on the only person involved. YOU. you are the one who sharted, not satan.
2007-07-31 23:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just plain nonsense. Were you raised by wolves?
2007-07-24 00:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your description of events - you couldn't make it up - could you.
2007-07-31 18:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by cheir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋