2007-07-23 16:13:49 · 17 answers · asked by Quid 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the bartender gives him a beer and asks, "what do you need the mop for?"
The skeleton says, "do you SEE a bladder anywhere on me?"
2007-07-23 16:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by opjames 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ooooo i get it.. he orders a beer and orders a mop.. when he drinks the beer, the beer will go right through him because he's only bones... so he needs the mop to clean it off the floor.
right???????
2007-07-23 16:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK so that took me a min but I got it. A skelaton drinking a beer needs a mop to clean up....cause he has not tummy, lol!
2007-07-23 16:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by retrobaby77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have forgotten the punch line. I heard that a long time ago.
2007-07-23 16:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question? if it relatively is the plain then the respond is likewise obvious, the skeleton ordered the mop because of the fact is a skeleton and the beer might in simple terms bypass by him, he'd use the mop to clean up the mess. Did the skeleton have an empty cranium?
2016-12-14 17:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kind of funny, but not really. There was no punch line. just a sentence.
2007-07-23 16:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Thanks for putting a smile on my face even though I just failed my first semester exam.
people in here can be really mean sometimes.
good luck.
2007-07-23 17:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he doesn't eat any of the pretzels or peanuts.
2007-07-23 16:46:40 · answer #8 · answered by curious1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and says im cleaning this place out and up
2007-07-23 16:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont give up your day job buddy
2007-07-23 16:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋