Has anyone played the 'I never' game? [a/k/a 'never hav I ever']?

Question

Basically, it's a drinking game, but you reveal something embarassing, little known or scandalous about your past by saying "I never _____________", even though you really did do that. And then anyone who has also done that takes a drink.

Anyone up for an R&S version?

I'm sure we could get around it by using religious uphemisms.

Ok, I'' go first. Just answer my question with your own "I never", if you want.

Answer 1

If we're honest, we WILL be reported...you DO know this, right? lol

OK, new thread? Or right here?

Answer 2

The first time I played it, I played it in church, so it wasn't a drinking game (the sacramental wine was safe).

However it is fun; we did a version that involved a musical chair type game. I would say.."I have never been to Florida." And everyone who had, had to get up. Then they had to sit down in the chairs vacated by others. The person left standing had to do the next "I never." The kids loved it.

Your way sounds a little more fun though.

Answer 3

When I was seventeen I had already tried fourteen different jobs, married twice, fathered many many many many children, eaten a perfectly enormous quantity of food over a long time period, been weaned off six types of class A dangerous drug, given up smoking, taken it up again, given it up again, taken it up again, given taking it up and taken giving it up again and again and again and again.

By the time I was twenty, alcohol had never passed my lips, yet I was a reckless and predatory alcoholic: my life was in pieces, my marriages were shattered, my children lay in ruins, I was paying alimony along the sinuses, behind the dark interior passages of the skull and through the nose. But at thirty, at thirty came the chance to redeem a bin-liner of broken promises. If I didn't take that chance what would I be?

What would I become? Just another friendless acid spot on the back buttock of a weeping society. So I took it, took the chance, picked up the ball and ran, went for it, threw caution to the teeth of the gale, never looked back, just keep running, I did it.

Forget the past, there's nothing there, not even memories, just a road you never travelled unwinding backwards to a place you never came from, where fruit grows on trees you never climbed, in an orchard where you lost your virginity to a boy called Timothy who died of Horlicks poisoning before you were born. No answers there...

Answer 4

Good idea. I enjoyed reading the answers that followed this.

I am not going to ask any questions for a few days cause I am on probation. -- so to say. I get reported a lot cause I NEVER know when to stop chatting.


(Uncle Wayne here - in case I change my name to avoid my stalker.)

Answer 5

Never have I ever gone on a bran muffin raid. They're scandalous!!

(I'll be drinking Mt. Dew, btw.)

Answer 6

I never say never since I ALWAYS eat my words!

P.S. I don't drink but I am willing to pop a piece of chocolate

Answer 7

So if I say "Never have I ever played this game", does that mean I've played it before?

Answer 8

Yes I have played..

Sure why not another drinking game ...

Answer 9

I have never had this much fun listening to an atheist.
[ Humming "Imagine" by John Lennon to myself.]

Answer 10

OK...I'll be waiting for the first question to show up....What??? Did you think I was going first? LOL

OK......my first I NEVER question should appear soon. Just asked it!

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