.....doesn't that make God a jerk for making you go in through the window?
2007-07-23 14:53:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I guess the air is just naturally bad and there has to be a draft to survive and I rock to throw through the window and out into the trash if a god head isn't imminent.
(I do love pun puzzles.)
2007-07-23 14:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a phrase,
dont mean that you take it literally.
It just means, that there is another way out.
Pray for you soul.
Dont call no one a jerk unless its satan.
You must not know God or you would not off said that.
Put forth the effort to learn more about him and understand.
And if its hard to understand ask, ask the Lord to help you understand.
2007-07-23 22:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Delightful 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i got a splinter the last time i climbed out of a window
2007-07-23 21:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by troythe9ine 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess the gods want us all to be burglars. Hopefully that open window is on the first floor.
2007-07-23 21:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by link955 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no it makes him an [censored]hole for slamming doors in your face all the time and putting the friggin window ten floors up and three buildings over...
2007-07-23 21:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
realizing stupidity breeds ignorance i need to inform you that God leaves the door open if you knock the door is open seek and you will find when a child i spoke like a child and growing up is hard to do but keep trying
2007-07-23 22:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, I would say so. It gets tiring climbing in and out of the window every time that idiot decides to lock me out!!!
2007-07-23 22:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Forgotten Junk 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someones been watching too much of "The Sound of Music"
2007-07-23 22:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by moonsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that god was born in a barn......$10 says he drinks OJ right out of the carton too....
2007-07-23 21:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That thought gave me comfort once upon a time. I know it is not true now.
2007-07-23 22:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋